You might want to go to something silly like an 80s night for

You might want to go to something silly like an 80s night, for a bit of a laugh. I usually end up going to the same places, but I'm always happy to try somewhere new.And I like it to be a proper evening - I can't stand these poxy West End clubs that close at two or three in the morning. I'd prefer to go out for the whole night, until six or seven in the morning, and get the tube home or crash out at a friend's house.The loud music is just part of the whole experience of dancing and having a really good time. Most clubs have quieter areas, and if you want to go off and talk you can. But on the dance floor I want it to be as loud and as buzzy as possible I quite like drinking - a few beers or whisky.

If I was into E it's pretty easily accessible, I always see it about.When you're in quite a stressful job and you work hard, going out to clubs is all part of relaxing after a hard week It's a way of getting it all out of your system. You can leave the tribulations of the day on the dance floor. A bit of heavy music and a bit of action rounds off a good evening drinking and chatting with your mates.I quite like clubs where they've got different sounds on different floors, or in different rooms so you can mix and move around during the night. I also find nightclubs excellent places for a bit of amateur anthropology. People-watching is fun, seeing how people interact socially, how they use clubs and behave in them.I'd like to take Margaret out and show her the lights of London as it is now. I've suggested it to her, and I think she was vaguely tempted, but in the end she decided against it I'll see if I can change her mind. I would love to see her on the dance floornMargaret`It was easier when it was just rock'n'roll.

I've no idea what house and garage mean'One weekend recently invited me to go to a club with him and I'm afraid I turned it down I think he was probably secretly quite relieved. He probably didn't want to be seen there with somebody who looked like his mother.I feel that I have to go to discos so that I can pretend that my youth hasn't completely passed me by, but I don't like the noise and I don't understand all the different types of music. It was easier when it was just rock 'n' roll; now it's house, garage and indie, and I have absolutely no idea what they mean.I'd rather sit at home reading, or take a book with me to read. At my age I have to have a lie down beforehand: if I'm out after 9pm I have to go to bed in the afternoon. I would enjoy it more if I had a cup of tea and a quiet social chit-chat with friends; that's what I think a disco or club should be like.I'm not keen on crowds on the dance floor, but I suppose the only advantage of that is that if bodies are pressing up against me, people won't notice how badly I'm dancing.The only sort of dancing I ever really liked was jive and rock 'n' roll.