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Participation in theinauguration program doubled, marking an unprecedented level of interest inthe programs' 25-year history ludacris album . There has been such a groundswell of interest in the program worldwide, TheWashington Center opened the program to 250 additional participants, providingthem with an opportunity to be a part of this historical event release therapy . "The increased interest in our inauguration program is nothing like we haveever seen," said Mike Smith, President of The Washington Center ludicris . "Itillustrates President-Elect Barack Obama's powerful connection with themillennial generation ludachris . Students are being inspired by his message of change.Now more than ever, they are empowered to actively engage in and contribute toour nation's political process," Smith added. The Presidential Inauguration program offers students from 130 schools withthe opportunity to explore the inner workings of the American politicallandscape, expand their knowledge of American and international politicsthrough site visits, and network with nationally and internationallyrecognized public officials and business professionals."This is an opportunity of a lifetime," said Sarah Hartman Everly, a studentparticipant in this year's inauguration program from University of Findlay inFindlay, Ohio.

"I feel so privileged to participate in the inauguration andthis is a story I will probably tell my grandchildren someday ludacris song . I am so excitedto rub elbows with top government officials and exchange ideas with the bestand the brightest of my generation."Running from January 10th - 20th, the program features daily seminars,discussions and tours ludacris"bridges . It will focus on key topics such as forces and factorsthat will shape the political landscape of the new administration, interestgroups that will influence the political agenda, the influence of the newsmedia and the policy changes that will likely occur runaway love . Also featured is aspecial inauguration performance by Mark Russell, America's Foremost PoliticalSatirist.For more information on The Washington Center, visit or contactAlex Osorio via email: or by phone at202.379.2860.ABOUT THE WASHINGTON CENTER The Washington Center for Internships and Academic Seminars is an independent,nonprofit organization that serves hundreds of colleges and universities inthe United States and other countries by providing students challengingopportunities to work and learn in Washington, D.C chingy . for academic credit.TheWashington Center has more than 40,000 alumni, who have become leaders innumerous professions and nations around the world.It was established in1975.SOURCEThe Washington Center for Internships and Academic SeminarsAlex Osorio for The Washington Center for Internships and Academic Seminars,+1-202-379-2860, . If you haven't seen the excellent HBO program Eastbound & Down earlier this year, download it, buy it on DVD, do whatever you need to do to see it, then come back and read this.Done yet?  No?  C'mon, trust me on this.  Watch it.  It'll only take you like two hours.  It'll be the best two hours you've spent this month.Okay, have you finally finished?  Great.  I wasn't wrong, was I?  See, told you. I thought to myself, what better way to recap what happened this past season in Major League Baseball than to take what, even with only six episodes, already might be the funniest show ever made about sports and use some of the more memorable (and colorful) quotes as a sort of outline.Is that something you might be interested in?Now, if this sounds familiar, you're not wrong.This is usually the kind of column ESPN 's Bill Simmons would write.  But he's busy with his basketball book tour, and I'm not even sure he's even seen Eastbound & Down.Why do that when you can watch The Karate Kid or Almost Famous for the 500thtime?(Like Chris Myers, I kid because I care, Bill.)So, I'd figure I'd take on the task myself.I hope it's taken with the spirit with which it is intended.Warning: Eastbound & Down's quotes are a free-flowing conversation that occasionally touches on mature subjects. "Personally, I hate it when new memories get in the way of old ones.  I do."This goes out to the Boston Red Sox and their fans.

 2007 and 2004 just feel like 86 years ago.  Even fan patron Saint Simmons was telling anyone who would listen, as loudly as possible, that he was off the bandwagon and not invested in this team this season.  The Yankees winning it all was just the puke spread on this turd sandwich of a season for Red Sox Nation."And can I wear the Scream mask?  The mask from Scream.  When I do you from behind.  Hello?"To Frank and Jamie McCourt, who promise to keep the hot stove burning all winter with the messiest divorce since O.J ludacris albums . and Nicole, with the Dodgers team and fans playing Ron Goldman.  Sigh.  Mark Cuban, you're our only hope chris"ludacris"bridges . "What did I tell you, man?!  Don't read the readout!  That's my own private information!"To the Mitchell Report's continued trickle of "anonymous" PED users in Major League Baseball.  Stop this Bataan Death March of news leaks, MLB, and find the way to make the full list public now that you've already opened Pandora's Box by a few names being leaked every season.  The only way to be fair at this point is to be unfair to every player on that list equally."I broke that birdbath for you 'cause I knew you hated it, 'cause we're the same  I hate that f***ing thing, too   A stork wrapped around a tree branch money maker .  That?s the stupidest thing I?ve ever seen before.  You know that?s how the plague started, back in the day.  It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone?s backyard that rats...made sex to birds in it, and created a whole new type of AIDS."To the Metrodome, a true house of horrors where many a pop fly out went to die...by becoming hits.  You won't be missed.Bring on Target Field."They're my closers?and they help people who are slightly hesitant to buy cars." To Brad Lidge (0-8, 7.21 ERA, 1.81 WHIP, ML-leading 11 BS), who would have been a lot better off this season selling cars for Ashley Schaeffer BMW than being anywhere near the ninth inning.  Lidge had to deal with a creaky elbow and knee all season, not to mention that taste of Pujols still in his mouth .  Heh word of mouf .

  "That's the kind of fun and games we have around here!" To the Milwaukee Brewers and Prince Fielder, who brought some flair to a 12th inning walkoff home run celebration against the Giants in September when Fielder pretended to be a bowling ball and his teammates pretended to be pins.  Which brings me to...."Oh no, here comes the fun police!  Put down your fun and stop having fun, or you'll go to fun jail!"The "Sad" Francisco Giants, who showed they had no sense of humor by taking umbrage at Fielder's theatrics and a subsequent homer celebration by the San Diego Padres' Adrian Gonzalez.  Really, we have to curb a part of the game that excites fans and let ballplayers act like little kids again, if just for a moment?  Hey, Captains Killjoy, if you kept the ball in the park, you'd have nothing to worry about."I play real sports.  I don't try to be the best at exercising."To Pablo Sandoval, the most exciting fat man in baseball since Hideki Irabu.  Maybe even Jon Kruk.Even as a Dodgers/A's fan, I had to admit that the Panda and the Giants, aside from their moaning about HR celebrations, were a pretty damn likable team this season."It seems to me an establishment such as this could go for an overhaul in the advertising spokesman game.  I?m talking about a real celebrity, not some sign-spinning f***ing monkey."To the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and All Hinterlands South of That Point Popularly Referred to As the Orange Curtain.  Arte, you've done a great job with the team and you give the fans a real show every time they come out to the ballpark.  HOWEVAH...in the seven years since your team won the World Series in 2002 (you know when, um, Disney owned them), they've been bounced from the ALDS three times, the ALCS twice, and failed to make the playoffs twice.  It might be time to retire that f***ing monkey"Yeah, I got a lot of star power, and I think it would make this night a grand success.  And I think it will only cost you?two  grand.""Yeah, I'ma pay you a hundred bucks.""Sure you don't want to maybe meet in the middle somewhere?""How about 200 bucks?""200 bucks to come. . ""200 bucks cash."To the Toronto Blue Jays' J.P ludcris . Ricciardi, who would take nothing less than a king's ransom for Roy Halladay, but asked for nothing in return when he waived Alex Rios.  Sure, Rios just absolutely tanked with the Chicago White Sox, and the Blue Jays ended up getting out of paying him on the last six years of his contract, but you're telling me they couldn't get anything?even prospects?out of the deal, too?"I throw one to him, next thing you know I?m at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb motherf***er I pass is asking me to smoke one for ?em.   I can?t open myself up to that."To Manny Ramirez, who still hasn't apologized or even answered for his alleged PED use.  Say what you will about the Purple-Lipped Centaur , but at least he copped to his steroid use." Why is there silver s*** all over your face?" " I was hanging out with those dudes in the parking lot."" Doing what?Giving Robocop a b***job?"To Sammy Sosa's new face.Yikes.  That's all I have to say about that."All right, if you won't listen to my words, listen to my dancing feet.  Work, drugs."To the "Don't Stop Believing Guy," an Internet sensation who livened up Chavez Ravine this year and made another year of playoff woes for the Dodgers at least a little more entertaining."You look like you could use a friend." "What'd you just say?" "You look like you could use a ride." To St ludacriss . 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Its like watching a f***ing pitching machine." 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