The problem Chelsea Handler is that Malcolm Kelly and Devin

 The problem probes chelsea handler is that my horizontal life diagnoses Malcolm Kelly and Devin Thomas, two guys who were drafted so that they could take the offense to the next level, have flatlined.  They have caught a combined 15 passes for 148 yards and one touchdown. Miles Austin did more in that overtime game against the Chiefs than these two have done in eight games. You know what Wilbon? These guys STINK!  They are AWFUL and if not for Moss they would get an even worse grade from me.  I'm giving them a D and that's generous.""Yeah Tony I think the purpose for drafting those guys was that Vinny Cerrato wanted a couple of tall, physical wide receivers to complement Santana Moss  And its safe to say that these guys are busts  They don't do a good job of getting open  They don't run good routes  Campbell doesn't trust them.

 They are both BUMS!  GET EM' OUT OF HERE!  And let's not forget that Washington is now without the services of their best red zone receiver in Chris Cooley who is out for the season.""That injury is what I call the curse of the blond hairdo!  Did you see Cooley dye his hair blond on that Monday night game Wilbon?  What was the purpose of that?  Was he trying to start a boy band?  He looked like one of those guys from N'SYNC!""I'm surprised you know who N'SYNC is Tony  At any rate, I have to agree with you  That receiving game gets a D from me too  And now we get to the quarterback Jason Campbell  We talked about how bad his offensive line is chelsea handler books .  Well Campbell is on pace to wind up with 50 sacks which is a really high number are you there vodka it s me chelsea . His line is so bad that Jason doesn't even bother to look down the field are you there vodka it's me chelsea .  All of his passes are little five and seven yard passes and that makes it easy for the defense to blitz because they already know he's not going to throw the long ball chelsea handler's boyfriend .

 His completion percentage is high at 66 percent but he only has nine touchdown passes and he's only averaging 200 yards passing a game .  In light of all the drama that has surrounded him, he has been a model citizen so I'm going to go light on him and give him a grade of C.""Let me tell you something Wilbon chelsea clinton .  When I think of Campbell, one word comes to mind, and that's scapegoat  His offensive line is atrocious  His receivers aren't very good chelsie handler .  His coach, who used to be the offensive coordinator, will be fired 15 seconds after the season ends .